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If I have to reset a certain users password one more time she is getting U@rN1D10t as the next password. Sorry, had to vent. I then thought this was rather amusing and I needed to make a note of it before I forgot it, and really wanted to use it. [...]  People with too much time on their hands, no hobbies, social skills and completely way nerdier than thou have come up with the ultimate in Nerdism. The Math Limerick. This is read as follows: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five [...] Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are some past winners. 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two [...] I took a few articles, some monetary policy information (STRATFOR) and recent news about Europe and the Euro and have come to the conclusion that Germany has won. The euro is essentially gutting the European economic base because Greece, Portugal, Spain and Italy (in that order), each have done such a poor job of keeping [...] Try making a complete sentence out this these new found Euphemisms “Savoring the Technicolor Bishop“ “Slamming the Brass Wookie“ “Tainting the Yogurt” Here are some examples: The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men slamming the brass wookie. Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the [...] Moore’s Law is more of an observation than a law, and it is often misconstrued to mean that about every 18 months computers and everything associated with them double in capacity, speed, and so on. There’s another “law,” this one attributed to Nicklaus Wirth: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster. [...] Have you heard of phone number Dyslexia? hu You know those people who leave you a long boring slow message only to say their phone number at the end in under 5 nano-seconds and with Number Dyslexia. Example: Hi this is Mark with your million dollars please call me back at 7 [...] I had this information in a forum thread where it made a little more sense than in a Blog posting. Seeing how I’m moving all of the old forum stuff to a blog, I might as well include the info. It’s funny anyway. 1/12/2008 I thought for the first posting that I would place my [...] Handy command for those users that are most annoying. # fuser -uck /you Find all the processes running under the mount point /you and kill them all ungracefully. About as much fun to read as # sort -n ass | uniq -c Unix can tell you all. Login and type /bin/csh then type the [...] |
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