I took a few articles, some monetary policy information (STRATFOR) and recent news about Europe and the Euro and have come to the conclusion that Germany has won. The euro is essentially gutting the European economic base because Greece, Portugal, Spain and Italy (in that order), each have done such a poor job of keeping [...]
Try making a complete sentence out this these new found Euphemisms
“Savoring the Technicolor Bishop“
“Slamming the Brass Wookie“
“Tainting the Yogurt”
Here are some examples:
The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men slamming the brass wookie.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently tainting the yogurt.
Have [...]
Moore’s Law is more of an observation than a law, and it is often misconstrued to mean that about every 18 months computers and everything associated with them double in capacity, speed, and so on.
There’s another “law,” this one attributed to Nicklaus Wirth: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
Even though, according to [...]
Have you heard of phone number Dyslexia? hu
You know those people who leave you a long boring slow message only to say their phone number at the end in under 5 nano-seconds and with Number Dyslexia.
Example: Hi this is Mark with your million dollars please call me back at 7 eighty five 12 (pause) [...]
I had this information in a forum thread where it made a little more sense than in a Blog posting. Seeing how I’m moving all of the old forum stuff to a blog, I might as well include the info. It’s funny anyway.
1/12/2008
I thought for the first posting that I would place my [...]
Handy command for those users that are most annoying.
# fuser -uck /you
Find all the processes running under the mount point /you and kill them all ungracefully.
About as much fun to read as
# sort -n ass | uniq -c
Unix can tell you all.
Login and type /bin/csh then type the following questions.
% “How would you rate [...]