My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered [...]
Handy command for those users that are most annoying.
# fuser -uck /you
Find all the processes running under the mount point /you and kill them all ungracefully.
About as much fun to read as
# sort -n ass | uniq -c
Unix can tell you all.
Login and type /bin/csh then type the following questions.
% “How would you rate [...]
I’m not sure how to explain this guys driving, but it’s intense. Way more than just drift driving, although that seems to be a key skill.
Oh to have time, money and 100 free tires to learn how to drive like this.
Check all of the videos out at High Velocity Driving
Ken Block Racing
MEMORANDUM
DATE : 1st April, 1996
TO : All Staff
RE: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)
In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work
possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We
are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in [...]