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Have you heard of phone number Dyslexia? hu You know those people who leave you a long boring slow message only to say their phone number at the end in under 5 nano-seconds and with Number Dyslexia. Example: Hi this is Mark with your million dollars please call me back at 7 [...]  My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely [...] Handy command for those users that are most annoying. # fuser -uck /you Find all the processes running under the mount point /you and kill them all ungracefully. About as much fun to read as # sort -n ass | uniq -c Unix can tell you all. Login and type /bin/csh then type the [...] I’m not sure how to explain this guys driving, but it’s intense. Way more than just drift driving, although that seems to be a key skill. Oh to have time, money and 100 free tires to learn how to drive like this. Check all of the videos out at High Velocity Driving Ken [...] MEMORANDUM DATE : 1st April, 1996 TO : All Staff RE: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T) In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees [...] |
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