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If I have to reset a certain users password one more time she is getting U@rN1D10t as the next password. Sorry, had to vent. I then thought this was rather amusing and I needed to make a note of it before I forgot it, and really wanted to use it. [...]  People with too much time on their hands, no hobbies, social skills and completely way nerdier than thou have come up with the ultimate in Nerdism. The Math Limerick. This is read as follows: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five [...] Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are some past winners. 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two [...] Everyone has at one point in time thought it was difficult to get out of the Viper. Well worry no more. Stop working so hard to get in & out of the car! Let this handy swivel seat do all the work for you. Soft comfortable cushion with memory foam swivels a full 360° and [...] An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the [...] I took a few articles, some monetary policy information (STRATFOR) and recent news about Europe and the Euro and have come to the conclusion that Germany has won. The euro is essentially gutting the European economic base because Greece, Portugal, Spain and Italy (in that order), each have done such a poor job of keeping [...] Try making a complete sentence out this these new found Euphemisms “Savoring the Technicolor Bishop“ “Slamming the Brass Wookie“ “Tainting the Yogurt” Here are some examples: The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men slamming the brass wookie. Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the [...] Ever have an interesting idea, maybe even a great invention, but weren’t sure what to do with it? I had a couple of thoughts about electric cars on the way into work today that I thought I would share, with all of my loyal followers, which is just above the number Zero. Ok, the first [...] I was thinking of getting personalized plates for the Viper. I was thinking stuff like “SNAZZY” and “FLYBYU”, they just weren’t me. Plus I don’t want a plate that screams “Give me a ticket” when I am driving a bright red car that is already screaming “Give me a ticket”. I wouldn’t want to [...] Moore’s Law is more of an observation than a law, and it is often misconstrued to mean that about every 18 months computers and everything associated with them double in capacity, speed, and so on. There’s another “law,” this one attributed to Nicklaus Wirth: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster. [...] |
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