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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he [...] I took a few articles, some monetary policy information (STRATFOR) and recent news about Europe and the Euro and have come to the conclusion that Germany has won. The euro is essentially gutting the European economic base because Greece, Portugal, Spain and Italy (in that order), each have done such a poor job of keeping [...] Try making a complete sentence out this these new found Euphemisms “Savoring the Technicolor Bishop“ “Slamming the Brass Wookie“ “Tainting the Yogurt” Here are some examples: The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men slamming the brass wookie. Have [...] Ever have an interesting idea, maybe even a great invention, but weren’t sure what to do with it? I had a couple of thoughts about electric cars on the way into work today that I thought I would share, with all of my loyal followers, which is just above the number Zero. Ok, the first thought I [...] I was thinking of getting personalized plates for the Viper. I was thinking stuff like “SNAZZY” and “FLYBYU”, they just weren’t me. Plus I don’t want a plate that screams “Give me a ticket” when I am driving a bright red car that is already screaming “Give me a ticket”. I wouldn’t want to wreck my [...] Moore’s Law is more of an observation than a law, and it is often misconstrued to mean that about every 18 months computers and everything associated with them double in capacity, speed, and so on. There’s another “law,” this one attributed to Nicklaus Wirth: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster. Even though, according to [...] Have you heard of phone number Dyslexia? hu You know those people who leave you a long boring slow message only to say their phone number at the end in under 5 nano-seconds and with Number Dyslexia. Example: Hi this is Mark with your million dollars please call me back at 7 eighty five 12 (pause) [...] My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered [...] Handy command for those users that are most annoying. # fuser -uck /you Find all the processes running under the mount point /you and kill them all ungracefully. About as much fun to read as # sort -n ass | uniq -c Unix can tell you all. Login and type /bin/csh then type the following questions. % “How would you rate [...] I’m not sure how to explain this guys driving, but it’s intense. Way more than just drift driving, although that seems to be a key skill. Oh to have time, money and 100 free tires to learn how to drive like this. Check all of the videos out at High Velocity Driving Ken Block Racing |
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