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Funny Unix commands

Handy command for those users that are most annoying.

# fuser -uck /you

Find all the processes running under the mount point /you and kill them all ungracefully.

About as much fun to read as

# sort -n ass | uniq -c

Unix can tell you all.

Login and type /bin/csh then type the following questions.

% “How would you rate Bush’s stupidity?
> Unmatched ”

% [But Where is his brain?
> Missing ]

% man: Why can they stop this war?
> man:: Too many arguments

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