I had this information in a forum thread where it made a little more sense than in a Blog posting. Seeing how I’m moving all of the old forum stuff to a blog, I might as well include the info. It’s funny anyway.
1/12/2008
I thought for the first posting that I would place my current favorite saying.
Ryan had a fun saying that I just thought was poetic, or at least could be part of a poem or song.
“Every time I see the sun I sneeze”
I liked the involuntary act to something that you can’t avoid and at something that is needed and enjoyed by most.
To me the sentence says a lot with so few words.
I keep feeling that this is a poem in the works. I say the sentence in my head and just expect the next line to fall into place, but I haven’t discovered it yet.
Now for a few of the fun and cute sayings from Brianna.
When Brianna was around 2 years old I told her she needs to eat a little more.
“Brianna you eat like a bird.”
Slight pause.
“No I don’t Daddy. I use a fork.”
Now Brianna is 6 and wrote up her first three wishes. (It’s at least the first time I have seen them written down) This is also how she wrote it, misspellings included on purpose.
“I wish I had a Wii
I wish we cood ware pijamas to scoole every 3 weeks.
I wish my bruthr wouldn’t squash my paprarplan” (sp. paper airplane)
1/21/2009
We were discussing New Year Resolutions and what they are. Stuff like resolving to learn to read better, exercise more, or travel to a new place.
Brianna Resolved this year the following.
I resolve to not sleep with so many people this year
Dad: Awesome! Can you keep that resolution for like the next 15 years and your dad would be very happy
What is funny is that she was talking about her stuffed animals and that she had about 20 in her bed and after the resolution reduced the animals down to about 6.
3/18/2009
Ryan, had a good one the other day.
Ryan talking to is older sisters friend.
Well I don’t care if you don’t want to be my girlfriend, because I have three more.
12/23/2009
Ryan picked up a random Christmas card from some old friends and there was a picture of their son on the front with his name “Edwardo” scratched under his picture.
Ryan: “Who is this? Cousin Eddy?!
Ryan: Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank Miller, now let me in!
Who is Frank Miller?
Ryan: I don’t know I just made it up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flying piece up
Flying piece up who?
SPLORTCH!
12/24/09
Ryan asked his sister the other day. “What do you want to smell like armpit?” Only after he dumped an entire bottle of Ode’ de Spiderman cologne all over himself.
